Five Comedians to Laugh at from Altitude Festival "Could all the clowns gather for a photo?" called out official Altitude Festival photographer Anthony Upton at the media gathering held in the gardens of Hotel Strass, the backdrop a perfect curve of snow-capped Alps. Clowns? Clowns? Who's he talking about? Does he mean me? Am I a clown. No, I am not a clown. At least not on that day. For clowns are comedians and despite my best efforts, I am no comedian. But I do know how to laugh...

Welcome to Altitude Festival! I turned 32 this year. 'What's that got to do with the price of ski hire in Mayrhofen?' I hear you ask... Well, it's my way of saying I'm not as young as I used to be. I can't stay up as late as I used to - without suffering for it - and the last time I did an impromptu dance whilst cooking our dinner (I believe I was steaming green beans #gettingold) my boyfriend told me I had some great "Disco Mum Moves". I don't know what these are, but I believe I'm...